Poo hamster

Poo hamster is where your totally cover is shit and you run around like a hamster out of its cage

She was covered head to toe in his shit ,oh she's a poo hamster

by Lord of the fart June 13, 2017

poo no0b

noob covered in poo also spelt as no0b

your such a big fat poo no0b at roblox

by lacetreca May 12, 2020

Sham Poo

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.

'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'

by StayFrostii October 11, 2011

poo hangover

it is a condition when a person dosen't flushes his shit after using a toilet

aaw man! there's again a poo hangover in the toilet.

by donzgl4 October 12, 2011

poo my dime

Pooing your dime: subjecting your ego to squalor

Person 1 : Ur howls been towled
Perons 2 : Dont poo my dime

Person 1 (to person 3): Ur gay
Person 2 : He jus pooed your dime

by howlDimeface January 21, 2008

cum poo

cum poo is were you scrach ur balls and ass and then rub it on some ones face in a martial art fassion

cum poo variation of the poo tash

by razer edge October 17, 2006