Hat Club

terrorist organisation on the internet, they often commit hate crimes and use hat emojis to identify each other
they are what kids now call “based”

those Hat Club kids are at it again
Hat Club was founded by Nep

by FM_NepNep November 18, 2021

I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

Ham Hat

When your a chubby guy standing up getting a blow job and your gut is resting on the Blow job givers head.

I was standing up getting a blow job and I rested my Ham Hat on her head !

by MUFDVR4LIFE March 23, 2021

Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

hat ryan

When drunk Ryan puts a hat on and there is no turning down.

Shit. Here comes Hat Ryan!

by ZacTaylor November 23, 2021

Finger hat

Also known as a Thimble

I used a finger hat so I wouldn't stab my finger whilst sewing

by Small wise one November 17, 2025