Crack Coupon

A coupon used by the homeless to buy crack and crack related items with a good deal. Coined by none other than me.

Cuz f my Co-Op Crack Coupon, i only payed 50% of my crack.

by Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 1, 2007

crack mohawk

Brianna the coolest person alive; a term she randomly shouts out that makes jack laugh

Jack: "Yah that movie was cool."
Brianna: "CRACK MOHAWK"

by jacksta May 1, 2008

never cracks a book

an phrase meaning never or rarely reading

"He spends so much time on the computer that he will never cracks a book to pass the time."

by Sean dude May 29, 2008

Face Crack

Appropriate name for the insidious FB.

While Becky was fighting with her sister on Face Crack, the power went out.

by ToWitUntoWit February 7, 2014

butt-crack cum

butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.

I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet July 5, 2021

Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.

Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.

by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007