by factuallyjay May 20, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Some person who would give a female streamer all of their money, and brag about it as being the "ultimate gentleman", most likely. Can also be short for simpleton if you're a boomer.
Thing Thing: "have you heard of that simp who donated 60k to pokimane? damn."
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"
by Słoneczny! May 20, 2020
Get the Simp mug.Squirrels in my pants. A genius rap song by 2 Guys n the Parque with choreography by Candace Flynn (from the show Phineas and Ferb). Defined an era, a style of dancing, a lifestyle. SIMP changed the lives of a generation for the better.
“Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”
by wowdude May 20, 2020
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Nokea is a simp because he drives all the way to Ko'olina to see his girlfriend who isn't his girlfriend on a daily basis
by swiggitswag16 May 21, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A man who betrays his own friends to get a mediocre puss. He is such in a need for sex that he is willing to sacrifice his own life. Commonly associated with the name Alexandre.
by Jiraya sensei May 21, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.
Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.
by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020
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