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Russian Crab Trap 

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

Russian love tap 

To knock out someone with a strong punch.
Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.
Russian love tap by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020

russian cheesecake

when you pour vodka down your partners ass and drink it like a shot of vodka
MAN I ate her like Russian Cheesecake and she screamed,"MOTHERLAND!!!"

russian haircut 

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair
on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.
russian haircut by yggLLd March 13, 2020

Russian Back Blowout 

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.
She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.

russian claymore 

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.
"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.
russian claymore by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020