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POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome)

The anxiety you experience after watching the Oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies.
Heather: What are you up to this weekend?
Sarah: Well I'm experiencing some major POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome) so I'm renting the Hurt Locker and Crazy Heart.

Wall Post Theory 

The Wall Post Theory states that the probability of someone hooking up with a particular individual is directly correlated to the number of Facebook wall posts made by that individual.

The Text Message and Poke Corollaries state the same for text messages and Facebook pokes. This correlation is even stronger but not as useful due to the lack of publicly available information.
I saw her facebook - he was all over her wall and
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend"
Don't gimme that, don't ever gimme that
Jus' bust this

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

~ Biz Markie if he knew the Wall Post Theory

Hosstin Post 

Look at that defense!

That ain't just any defense! That's a Hostin Post defense!
Hosstin Post by Jyahhh12 November 27, 2011

awkward post-goodbye hello 

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.
Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression) 

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.
I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

PRE POST HASTE 

Meaning:

Before you even think,

BUST A MOVE
We have a serious EMERGENCY

BUST A MOVE
Pre Post Haste
PRE POST HASTE by ReFuckTard October 9, 2018