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Post playa

Someone who is waiting in the wings to make a great play on someone else's insights/talent.
That Balsworth is always waiting to snatch up someone else's ideas and run with it. He's a real post playa!
by Sexydeadguy August 3, 2017
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Zhit Posting

The best group on Whatsapp founded by Hard-core zoo bishi
by PessiPM10 February 23, 2022
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post roommate

when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.
guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!

guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet

guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.
by sneektip June 26, 2010
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Post solvent

I can't just live free, I'm post solvent.
by TheWayne July 11, 2023
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Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.
Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.
by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024
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post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.
“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”
by thesportsgut1736 December 19, 2021
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