poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex

My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss

by Jokerweb626 October 4, 2015

Poop Poker

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop

"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

poop store

store for frank iero to spend his energy on

"im going to the poop, store want anything?"
"what the fuhk is a poop store?"

by wartlicious November 30, 2020

commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.

I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!

by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011

dookie poops

dank ass chiken wangs from famous georges in King of Prussia PA

person1 "yo lets got to hooters n get some wangs"
person2 "na dood lets get some dookie poops
person1 "word sauce!!"

by thitry7 February 11, 2008

Backwards Poop

When you get down on a girl and go into the number 2 instead of the 1

“Oh ya my boyfriend and I tried something new last night. He slipped it in and it felt like backwards poop!”

by ALilBottleofJack February 28, 2018

poop madness

When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.

Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad

by fishochist April 30, 2021