siamese penis

A penis that splits, having two ends.

"He can fuck her in both holes with his siamese penis!"

by FMA_Fan May 13, 2005

penis wrinkle

what you call a guy who looks like a penis wrinkle...usually comes with a pair of saggy nuts.

Hey Dustin Duncan, from King, NC you look like a penis wrinkle, you really should get that fixed.

by itsmethemuddduck! March 26, 2011

cholo penis

a mexican sized penis. larger than normal. somewhere between a white man penis and a black man penis.

I have a cholo penis, its so large

by Ryan Furrow December 7, 2007

Dragon Penis

A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire.

Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina.

by P-Dog Hilton May 22, 2009

Fetus Penis

1)The act of engaging in vaginal sexual intercourse with an already impregnated woman.

2)Getting your penis all up in that fetus.

3)Poking a baby in the face (with your penis, of course).

John: Yo, Alex did you plow Tiffany last night?

Alex: Hell yah John you know it!

John: Dude, she's four months pregnant with Tim's baby. You got that fetus penis!!!

Alex: Shutup man.

John: Alright, alright............. Fetus penis.

Fetus penis: That shit your daddy probably resorted to.

by The Bananna March 4, 2011

Big penis

Someone with the gentails larger then most males, above the average size.

"Woah Evan Gourley has a big penis"

by Evan booly February 23, 2017

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014