Deputy Fred: commenting on the underwear that Miss Mona gave Ed Earl "It's a Japanese sling-shot!"
- From the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
- From the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
by DMFMR October 26, 2012
1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.
2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?
by Cum Shot Surprise November 09, 2015
by MeatwadATHF August 27, 2006
When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.
by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019
When a rich/caucasian/douchebag tries to be gansta. Usually yelled when one of the above exhibits a preppy polo with a popped collar.
by jasonthespanishrapsta October 02, 2007
Right after the act of ejaculating on the face of your partner, throw curry on their face and start saying "li li li li li li li li li li li li" very rapidly and in a high pitch.
Doug- " Hey that dot-head you banged last night wasn't bad".
Steve- "Bro, she was hot. I gave her a mumbai money shot and told her to call a cab. Coincidentally the cab driver was her dad. That bitch still had rice in her hair".
Doug- "Dude, you are awesome the only other guy able to pull off a mumbai money shot was steve the face glazer".
Steve- "Bro, she was hot. I gave her a mumbai money shot and told her to call a cab. Coincidentally the cab driver was her dad. That bitch still had rice in her hair".
Doug- "Dude, you are awesome the only other guy able to pull off a mumbai money shot was steve the face glazer".
by Steve the face glazer February 03, 2011
by MrKrissuper August 15, 2022