Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021

thot les sock

A boy that is a thot who has a foot fetish that sleeps and cuddles with dirty unwashed socks

He cannot be reasoned with what a thot les sock

a thot les sock will always have a drink in there hand or is drunk

He didn’t stack the dishwasher what a thot les sock

by Dave’s diary January 6, 2023

funny design sock boy

The one loser that wears taco socks to school everyday because he thinks woman find them attractive and unique. He’ll start screaming at you if you ever tell him to wear normal socks likes an average person.

Who is that weirdo who wears weird stupid socks everyday?

Has to be the angry fortnite sweat, funny design sock boy

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.

"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."

by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019

Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

Socking

A mixture of docking and sounding where two men have a sounding rod in their urethra and thrust back and forth for maximum pleasure.

Brad: Yo Chester, you trying to go socking until we can’t anymore?

Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.

by Cronton August 28, 2025