f(x) = e^x

The only function in the world that satisfies ∫f(x)dx = f(x) and d/dx f(x) = f(x). Very dumb.

Question: ∫f(x) = f(x)
Because ∫f(x) = e^x
Therefore, the solution is e^x

by BladeX123uWu December 18, 2022

F

Originally from Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare, after the prologue where your character gets his arm cut off by a huge ass helicopter piece and your homie being left behind to explode in that helicopter, you go to the graveyard to pay your last respects. (AW Prologue) The game tells you to pay respects with F, and that's how it became a meme

Press F to pay respects

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

F-

Basically, a hypothetical school grade that's worse than an F

Teacher: here are your test results
Student: whaaaaaaaat???? F-?????
Teacher: you got 0%, you'll have to do this course a googolduplex more times

by TheTr1cst3r December 20, 2021

F-O-C

"Farting on Command"
The ability to suck in and expel air through ones anal cavity repetitively to produce farting noises.

Farting is easier when you F-O-C!

by Bob Barker Boped You May 13, 2012

F

A letter used to pay respects when something tragic happens

Friend #1: Nooo, I lose the game
Friend #2: F

by Snow Kallen March 25, 2020

f-bomb

Regular conversation still considers the word "fuck" too vulgar for day to day conversation, the euphemism describes intense sex & not considered polite conversaation , hence the the use of it's first letter only "f". The use of the word "bomb" refers to the shock if the full word was used usually , accidentally.

Hwas fired from hosting his on-air program due to all the f-bombs which he seemed to drop way to often.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 26, 2025

F. O. R. D

F. O. R. D.

Femdom

Officers
Ramming
Dildos

When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.

Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.

Male: why. And that's not happening

Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW

Male: stop it's to deep.

Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!

Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.

Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D

by DDGSOCCERNICOLE July 11, 2025