Mharc No-Nerd

When your best friend mharc not mark, wears glasses and meets nerds, takes them off and says "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd"

Mharc No-Nerd-

JJ-"Guys have a nerd off"
Guys-"Bet"
Mharc-*Takes glasses off* "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd!"

by Reizirth December 11, 2024

Autistic Nerd

Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.

- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.

- Normal person: wow what a dick.

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

Try Hard Nerd

Hardworking, Socially awkard Nerd who is not smart but studious. Misses the main point of a conversation 90% of the time but 10% of the time does come in to save the day with their technical nerd knowledge that no one bothered to learn. Typically avg or slightly above average IQ, just annoys normal people with social awkwardness.

Example: Try Hard Nerd: According to book page 7, 2d(e)(iiiv)(1) and also according to previous calculations in the book of revelations noted in footprint 3.666 the answer is 1 plus 68 = 69 which matches the number of bed bugs in room number 96 because I counted each bedbug by hand
- Normal person: Thanks Try Hard Nerd…

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

cook it nerd looser,

cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....

cook it nerd looser, i hope your dog dies

by oh hello there buddy October 22, 2019

Nerd

An Italian girl or woman, commonly called Giulia.

This person might know things and stuff

person a: "What a nerd!"
person b: "Oh you mean Giulia?"
Person a: "YES!"

by AmyLouJay October 25, 2019

Nerd

Any person named Mason Donahue

Emily (to Mason): nerd nerd nerd nerd ya fricken nerd

Mason: ya you’re right I am a nerd

by CoolerThanMason October 26, 2019

Nerd

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!

by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019