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daddy long noodle

a more advanced term for snek
person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference
by **lesbian goddess** April 9, 2019
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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Long John

I gave her my long john
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021
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Ridgeway ride-a-long

A very expensive ride you go on with Gary Ridgway on the SeaTac strip to to find a prostitute to kill or go back to one of his grave sites to have sex with the corpse
If you're rich enough you can go on a gary Ridgeway ride-a-long
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long island tail

When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick
"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
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The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.
"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."
by Spidermin February 5, 2017
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7 long dark hairs!

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!
by plato! August 2, 2024
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