John Ryoo

A John with a last name "Ryoo" that perfectly shows his Korean origins. He loves swearing and his brain is much older than his body. He never gets mad and always jokes in the worst time possible. He is intredpid and is somehow reckless but not in a bad way. Lastly, he is tall, he is tough, and looks like a gangster. He has the look of a cigarette addict, achoholic, but isn't one.

Hey look! It's that John Ryoo that always make dirty jokes! Runnnnn!

by notjohnryoo October 27, 2022

John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.

"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across

by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022

John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.

Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"

by Hvovi January 6, 2022

John Wicked

Verb. Killed by a perfect stab wound

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from one stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John Gibson

An athletic goaltender who will never let you down. Arguably the best goalie in the NHL.

Jee man, you played like a John Gibson last night!

by seergebeer January 22, 2022

john straube

the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny

hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube

by meeshmeeshk October 21, 2022

John Cena

A ccp spy.

Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena

by Arthur J December 9, 2021