An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
used as an observation that someone else is in a difficult or unwelcome situation similar to one's own.
"if you're confused, join the club!"
by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
Previously found under "Cindy Club." Characterized by a group of hot, smart, crazy girls, common ratio of blondes to brunettes 3:1. Standard behavior includes, but not limited to: hot breath therapy, slow rape, scissoring, unauthorized cannon balls, aversion to compromise, exaggerated meat consumption, general filth resulting from trust chair and noogy-ing, rotational babysitting, too high of knee, spontaneous karate, forcing others against their will to pee on pee, and a broad range of too-sexual.
Marsha woke up with sticky, with a sock in her mouth and a bruise on her ass. "Dammit, Sindy Club!" said Marsha. But secretly, Marsha wanted more.
by cocoandfriends October 25, 2014
Any beverage purchased at an establishment with the intent to be used as a weapon immediately or at any point during or after the beveragells consumption..
Did you see that video with that boy getting knocked out with a tea can? Yeah he got hit with the billy-club soda
by Double thunder pants March 03, 2023
An application in facebook where one can gang up on a close friend and beat 'em silly over pointless and perhaps meaningful quarrels over friends, lovers, and valid political disputes...such as THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!. Also a place to see who is your true friend, and who is a back-stabbing foe.
I sent you an invite to join my side in fighter's club, and you joined HIS side....JERK...I was fighting over you too.
by cathleen-a November 07, 2007
by Lil YoungR September 28, 2021
by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019