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Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.
The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.
by Redditor73 September 12, 2021
mugGet the Horse pastermug.

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
mugGet the spider horsemug.

Horse-Broth

a certain ambiguous liquid; warm & golden; smelling of hay.
the way our capitalistic society operates upon the purposeful exploitation of vulnerable people is horse-broth.
by alevballerra December 17, 2021
mugGet the Horse-Brothmug.

Horse

A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.
by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019
mugGet the Horsemug.

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
mugGet the Horse Pissmug.

Horse

by Pstar17 January 15, 2020
mugGet the Horsemug.

Horny Horse

A character, who's furious, unstoppable, and an annoying ass, yet a funny horse portrayed in a video game such as Pummel Party.

The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
I'm teh horrrny horrrse! (I'm the Horny Horse!)
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
mugGet the Horny Horsemug.

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