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Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
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The Horse Challenge

A challenge in which *Male 1* inserts his penis inside *Male 2* anus and tries not to get caught by being behind of *Male 2* at all times while participating in the challenge. People might say it’s completely gay while others think it’s just a silly challenge and completely harmless fun.
In Breaking News, there’s a new challenge making the rounds on social media. It’s called The Horse Challenge and we’ve got Mark with us to explain more. Mark?
by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024
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Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
by All the way to the top November 29, 2021
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Horse Race Enthusiasts

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.
Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
by joe995 October 21, 2024
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Henry The Horse

Slang for LSD, derived from the song 'Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!' by The Beatles on their album 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' in 1967.
I had dozens of things to get done but I met with Henry The Horse and now I'm not sure where the last 12 hours went.
by BillMack291 April 24, 2022
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Horse

Look, a horse.
by Hellmine Cornish April 18, 2023
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Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018
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