Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.

It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.

by Excrushman November 08, 2020

half-second-cousin

Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

My half-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

half-second cousin

Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.

My half-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 14, 2023

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019

six of one, half a dozen of the other

something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"

"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"

"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"

"...?"

by ajax6719 March 08, 2012