goat

An incredibly overused term thats short for "Greatest Of All Time", mostly used by people below 20 (at the time of writing) that don't really have the experience to make such a claim. A funny meme or good joke or nice sandwich is enough to get the "Greatest Of All Time" label because most people using this term are young and simply unaware of actual "GOAT" things.

Some people even go the extra step of using the wrong grammar, as if they are talking about goats the animal, because why not (see second example)
"My favorite streamer is the goat" (okay usage)
"My favorite streamer is such a goat" (not okay)
by S_Banana August 21, 2023
mugGet the goatmug.

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.
person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."
by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015
mugGet the goat chokingmug.

Wait He’s Goated

“Wait he’s Goated
Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”
by CoopersForehead January 30, 2025
mugGet the Wait He’s Goatedmug.

Goat

by zilch-nada December 19, 2022
mugGet the Goatmug.

Goat Ass

A form of email signature similar to Regards, Best Regards, or Sincerely for when you really want to sign the email with a big, "Fuck you,"
by Richard Feltersnatch November 3, 2022
mugGet the Goat Assmug.

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