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Face Settee

An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.
Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
by Rayem December 31, 2015
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Coach Face

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".
Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".
by Mexico!! March 10, 2010
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Face Hugger

When a girl is about to perform a blow job you grab your scrotal skin- stretch it out and smoosh it on her face while making a slurping/sucking sound. The object is to represent- as best as one can- the face hugger from Aliens.
A. Is your girl nasty?
B. Yeah, I did the face hugger on my wife this morning and she loved it.
by Happydude38 August 5, 2014
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Dodie faced

We were ready to get dodie faced with the Kush we just bought.
by B Drizzle February 20, 2009
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Face Fart

A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.
Woah, that was a killer face fart!
by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021
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Santa face

When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.
"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."
by pete1116 December 29, 2007
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your face

something you say when annoyed with a question
person 1: heeeeey what are you guys laughing at?
person 2:your face
person 1:*lights person 2 on fire*
by yourfaceisfuunyiswear March 10, 2011
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