An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.
Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
by Rayem December 31, 2015
Get the Face Settee mug.A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".
by Mexico!! March 10, 2010
Get the Coach Face mug.When a girl is about to perform a blow job you grab your scrotal skin- stretch it out and smoosh it on her face while making a slurping/sucking sound. The object is to represent- as best as one can- the face hugger from Aliens.
by Happydude38 August 5, 2014
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Get the Dodie faced mug.A popular joke used in the TV sitcom Family Guy, where Peter grabs (usually) Megs head and farts in her face.
by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021
Get the Face Fart mug.When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.
"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."
by pete1116 December 29, 2007
Get the Santa face mug.person 1: heeeeey what are you guys laughing at?
person 2:your face
person 1:*lights person 2 on fire*
person 2:your face
person 1:*lights person 2 on fire*
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