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shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.
Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
by mintglow September 22, 2008
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stop eating my carpet

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National Eat Garbage Day

Everyone has to try together and eat as much crap as they can
Boy “What day is it today”
Girl “National Eat Garbage Day
by Mmdddkk May 23, 2018
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I will eat your plate

I will lick your ass-hole
I will stop by and I will eat your plate
by MrMoneyP September 17, 2015
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Wanna eat? Shut up then!

This was a phrase popular in Northern Lower Michigan in the mid-to-late 1980's.  It is believed to have originated from a highschool teacher in Pentwater trying to calm down a classroom before lunch hour.  It was uttered in various circumstances, generally associated with mealtimes.
Kids standing in line at a McDonald's.  One turns to the other and shouts (preferably in the other's ear): Wanna eat? Shut up then!
by dcurtis3727 March 14, 2008
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Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding

Overly convoluted or meritless art. The term was coined in the South Park Episode "Chef's Salt Chocolate Balls" to describe poor-quality independent films.
"Independent films are just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding"
-Eric Cartman

"Hey, how was the movie 'Only God Forgives'?"
"It's Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding"
by JudgeJudyFan23 March 15, 2022
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pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
by Dime pussy October 2, 2013
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