by DC Penang November 24, 2021
Get the DISTED Collegemug. by 459395 February 25, 2022
Get the College campus rapemug. A center of education in which students seek for a higher education which is provided by the state with a building called a dorm for students to live in to attend class in school grounds, college is also a cesspool of woke liberals complaining about a capitalism and society whilst going in debt due to student loans.
John: I’m going to college for a high paying job.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
Jane: yeah, I attend gender studies class, there is a wage gap between men and women and I just can’t handle that men work more hours for more money.
by StrawberryJamSauce August 22, 2020
Get the Collegemug. by AnneL89 September 2, 2018
Get the Somerville Collegemug. Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012
Get the York Technical Collegemug. That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.
by ohgodno December 8, 2017
Get the college climbermug. by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021
Get the Retired from collegemug.