Christian

A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN

Christian is BIG

by JayCuttler November 16, 2021

christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome

Christian is the real nigga

by pendejon November 21, 2016

Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.

Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!

by ccans July 26, 2021

Christian

A nigga with a huge dick

Oh my Christian is packing

by The one and only purrrdr❤️😘 November 23, 2021

Christian

A loser who is mixed race and should die a horrible death. He is a snake who records all discord conversations and sends them to his friend (who will not be named, but his name is Alex) in order to ruin the friend group permanently.

Ttren wants to rape Christians tight bussy as a worm

by jbumpus20 June 26, 2023

Christian

one of the most awesome humans you’ll have the good fortune of meeting ... kind, generous, fun, people magnet, loving, shaman, with superior music taste and dance moves to match. Friends of Christian would be lost without his wise words and depth.

Damn, this party could be hella good ... if only Christian was here

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Christian Pagan

A massively shlonged man who gets all the bitches. Commonly known for his evil ideas he is the best man any girl can ask for. He is a genius. He is better in every way, shape and form. His iq is above all and he has only evil ideas in his head 20/4/7. He has a ginormous pair of balls. And no he is not gay.

This can also be used verb.

Bruh I'm about to pull off a Christian Pagan and fuck this bitch till she cries

by chrisp13 April 30, 2021