bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother

"Go bum your mum!"

by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019

Pokey bum strum

The female version of 'Pokey bum wank'. To poke one's self in the bottom to increase pleasure, whilst masturbating.

Think i'll just stay in tonight and have a pokey bum strum.

by Anne3260 March 3, 2011

Owego Scum Bum

The typical Person from a town called Owego, Wears the same clothes daily doesn't clean their house and loves the smell of decaying garbage.

Jerry:Hey lizzie didnt you wear those clothes yesterday?
Lizzie:Yeah but i'm an owego scum bum!

by Poopstick Forsythe June 11, 2008

willy bum sex

An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.

'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('

by Peachaaaay April 9, 2009

curdy bum jumper

An individual that covers himself in cottage cheese and attempts to jump over homeless people.

Homeless guy: "man that curdy bum jumper just hopped over me. So I licked the cottage cheese off his balls"

by El Jermo January 1, 2008

sweaty bum fun

having anal sex whilst exhausted usually dripping with sweat

damon and danny enjoyed sweaty bum fun last night

by angry dragon man August 14, 2006

pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure

" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "

by ayrshire pedro October 24, 2008