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Banana curve 

What occurs when a man masturbates too much; the penis can curve upwards, downwards, or to the sides, depending on the preferences of the masturbator.
Shit, I've jacked everyday since 1985, now my dick has a banana curve.
Banana curve by Cpt. Snazzy March 13, 2009

asian banana split 

Its where you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her ass then you take a peeled banana and stick it in her ass, then you squirt a whole bottle of hersheys syrup in her ass and have her shit it out onto a plate. then eat it :D
KID: AWWWW BUT DAD I DONT WANT THE ASIAN BANANA SPLIT
DAD: FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK

pink belly banana 

The male genitalia.
He's got a belly banana like a baby's arm holding cricket ball.

Banana Handshake 

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.
Banana Handshake by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008

banana peel 

The aftermath of a man giving birth to a baby (or in some circumstances a large pumpkin) through his urethra, blowing his penis out.
Jason: I wish I gave birth to that pumpkin.. I would be a proud parent.
Brian: Ahahahaha! You'd also have a banana peel in your pants.
banana peel by outofc0ntro1 October 26, 2011

green banana 

n.
A female who is not yet ripe, in other words, too young and not developed.
"That girl over there is pretty hot"

"No way dude. She's flat as a board. Total green banana"
green banana by Cahill the 4th October 10, 2009