Michael Caine Drunk

To be so inebriated that one thinks that they are acclaimed British actor Michael Caine. Symptoms include bad cockney accents, claiming to have blown the bloody doors off and misquoting Michael Caine.
Jacob was Michael Caine drunk at the party last night. The likeness was unCainey.
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Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.
She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.
by OptimisticPrime January 08, 2015
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Michael Masi's career

Used to describe anything that is destroyed but it was the correct thing to do to destroy it.

After the disaster which was the Saudi Arabian GP, race director Michael masi came underfire for his controversial decisions during the race.

He followed this up by breaking the international sporting code during the season finale.
Following these events he lost his job during the off season.
"Bro, someone michael masi's careered your car you should have driven more carefully"
by Oofyeetoofyeet1 March 03, 2022
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Michael Phelps

Yes, Michael Phelps is seven years older than me but I get what I want...
by Mrs. Phelps August 16, 2008
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Michael Phelps

a really really ridiculously good looking swimmer who owned in 2008 olympics with 8 gold medals
I can't believe Michael Phelps beat Mark Spitz's gold medal record.
by msphelps August 17, 2008
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michael fuck me

Something that you hear being yelled at a 5sos concert
Random fangirl: "Michael fuck me"
You: "ok we get it"
by Halum_hood_21 May 16, 2015
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Michael Scott Room

The room in a hotel which is closest to the elevator.

Derived from "The Office (U.S.)" episode "The Convention" (season 3 episode 2), where Michael Scott requests the room closest to the elevator as it sees the most foot-traffic, so as to increase attendance to his party.
"Here it is--room 301--the Michael Scott Room."

"Damn--the Michael Scott room--I guess we'll be hearing people come in drunk all night..."
by bert w February 09, 2013
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