Ghetto Spread

When a black girl spreads her legs and shows off her nasty brown cooch.

LaQuisha gave her baby daddy Khyrawn the ghetto spread after he got out of jail

by swim_shady May 15, 2023

Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.

Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.

by Percival Sweetwater II September 23, 2011

Ghetto Brilliant

This is when someone puts together a very questionable but hilarious idea and it has been shown that they have put a lot of thought and planning behind it.

An example of Ghetto Brilliant would be tricking people into buying alcohol for a party that you are having, but they really think they are buying it for another purpose.

by Chod-Master September 30, 2010

suburban ghetto

someone who acts very ghetto but was born in the suburbs. they're the most annoying people ever

"Xavier is acting suburban ghetto"

by wenismaster March 1, 2022

ghetto tease

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.

Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".

by KT Andrews February 23, 2013

Ghetto

Being ranked anything under platinum 5000 in IM Master Academy

You’ve been a P150 for 6 months already. That’s pretty ghetto

by Rubixcubejr23 February 27, 2021

Ghetto rodeo

Fucking your girlfriend from behind, while pulling her hair. Call her a different name and hold on while she tries to buck him off

I rhode my girl in the ghetto rodeo and I was able to ride for more than 8 seconds

by Urban OG October 3, 2022