Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.

1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.

by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020

Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 25, 2018

Daddy long legs

Daddy long legs is a person that is annoying and you truly hate. They are most likely to have an unusual name (examples such 'yourfather' or 'your mom'. You nickname someone daddy long legs is they are tall and are a father.

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE IN YOUR SCHOOL DADDY LONG LEGS OR GIRRAFE MAN THEN YOU ARE REAL GAMER

by A father epicc May 29, 2021

Cock A Long

When a french british algerian undercover coppa falls for her target and cant follow through with the arrest

Amelie is a cock a long

by BONDY95 March 30, 2025

Long end of the stick

When you're a big poopyhead

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.

by jonblo November 23, 2020

Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

Something thats long and hard

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by Inni84 July 22, 2023