double-dumpster

The act of defecating inside the confines of a kitchen trash can and then after the act commiting a second relief of the bowels, all within the timespan of 15 minutes.

In an act desperation, Nick ran to the kitchen trashcan to relieve himself of his waste and then when available finished the job in the bathroom, thereby commitng a double-dumpster.

by Doubling June 3, 2017

Double doobie

When a person takes a shit without wiping then gets into bed naked

Dude I was so tired last night I pulled a double doobie

by Bochwie January 15, 2017

double deaf

When a person ejaculates in both of their partner's ears, effectively making them deaf.

Person 1: Are you two really into all of that kinky shirt?
Person 2: Yeah man, she even let me double deaf her last night.

by Monjhall February 1, 2017

Double McRib

The act of a female eating one McRib sandwich, farting in the face of their partner performing oral sex on her, while eating a second McRib sandwich.

Mcribs are back. I can't wait to do a double McRib on you later.

by BZ31 December 6, 2020

Double White

A half Asian half Caucasian person that is discriminated against for both having white privilege and Asian privilege.

He couldn’t get into Harvard because his grades were to high. He’s double white.

by TheRecoveringLiberal March 11, 2021

Double Homocide

Having or doing two unfortunate events in the same period.

Tim: I was chased by a dog this morning, then two dogs chased me home in the evening.
Bob: Damn double homocide

by wordy876 May 1, 2021

Double touchdown

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012