tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis

my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob

by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017

Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!

by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010

Turtle Mode

When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell

F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah

by yokai D May 8, 2018

big brown turtle

The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food

After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...

by SilentBob73 January 1, 2016

Turtle

Turtle AKA the biggest beggar alive.

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free

by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020

turtle

Cum sex

Wanna fuck like a turtle

by 3rw February 23, 2022

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023