Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019

Turdball

A game in which 4-6 players play a game of pool volleyball with a brown beach ball

My friends and I are going to go play turdball.

by FrannyGranny June 10, 2019

Liberty Turd

The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.

N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.

Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."

Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"

Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."

Camper B "Sweet."

Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."

Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."

by rnaylevert July 5, 2012

Kratom Turd

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"

"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"

by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020

Heard Turd

An object of fecal matter deposited in the bed of a significant other, typically done as an act of revenge or as a means of garnering attention.

Amber was feeling emotionally unstable as a result of not getting her way, so she laid a Heard Turd in Johnny’s bed.

by Cap’n Jack May 31, 2022

Dive-Bombing Turd

Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.

John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny.

by Dutch Kace January 12, 2011

Turd Taco

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.

Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.

by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008