Clown Chowder

1.) noun. viscous tomfoolery; an individual or act that is considered both nonsensical and vapid

2.) The Soup of Fools

“Honestly, I don’t think you should date your coworker... He’s Clown Chowder AF...

by Trashlight May 19, 2021

Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Clown

Candace Owens

“I overheard someone say, ‘Bring Back Manly Men’ and they thought that was an earth-shattering development that was ‘inspiring global conversation’ so I urged them to be careful what they said because they were starting to sound like a real clown.” 🤡 ❤️

by manlystyles December 5, 2020

Ass Clown

USNA FD Training Chief

Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown

Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag

by Fireman27 December 30, 2009

Clown

Sury

Sury you’re a fucking clown.

by Sjrlord03 December 15, 2019

Clown

Just look into a mirror man

"I actually got my hopes up, I'm such a clown"

by cheesuschristus October 19, 2019