blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011

Raging Snow Dragon

(Verb) When a male is getting a blowjob he defecates in her mouth and tells her he has an STD. Soon after she starts hyperventilate, and the seamen in the mouth proceeds to come out her nose.

Todd: "Yo i gave my girlfriend a Raging Snow Dragon!!"

Tim: "Nice Brah"

by supaflywhiteboi October 29, 2013

Alaskan fire dragon

sexual act of woman giving a blowjob and before man cums punches woman in nose then cums so the blood cum mix on the womans chin

while evan was gettin a bj from caitlin the bitch tried to quit halfway so he alaskan fire dragoned her

by evangarlock August 17, 2011

Double Dragon Dare

The most intense dare, coming after a Triple Dog Dare. Usually, dangerous circumstances are added or involved in the dare. If you reject this dare, shame will visit you and your entire family. You will also probably keep your limbs intact.

I double dragon dared them to run across the yard with the gasoline can open and then light a match. I can't believe they actually did it! The whole yard lit up!

by TemperedMystic May 20, 2020

Icy Nut Dragon

The act of freezing genital warts off of testicles with liquid nitrogen.

After banging that hood rat had to ride the icy nut dragon to git rid of what she gave me.

by Thomas Pynchon September 27, 2014

drop a dragon's goat

Take a dump.

"I really need to drop a dragon's goat."
"I haven't dropped a dragon's goat in awhile; I think I should see the doctor."
"I'll be out in a minute. I'm dropping a dragon's goat."

by DragunBruk December 7, 2013

riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013