Disturbed Egg

A man lady who hovers in stellar breathing their meat sauce breath down administrations necks because he killed a whole beehive to get his outfit.

Wow, Disturbed Egg is at it again being racist to Wonderp after she was being racist to Kenzi.

by YouThoughtGGEZEgg November 14, 2022

Egg

A character in the show Malcom In The Middle. He loves froot loops and is very quiet.

Dude: Hey Bro remember Egg from that one show Malcom In The Middle?

Guy: Yeah he must be a real Fuck Boy like Carlo

by Dont ask you wont care May 15, 2021

eggs in the oven

The place where all the hot models come from. Don't burn em they might too horny

Yo Nigga did you find where Ariana Grande came from? No but I heard she was one of the eggs in the oven!

by Not the Menu August 15, 2017

Good Egg

Used to describe someone who is kind, reliable, and generally pleasant to be around. It refers to a person with good character, someone who is trustworthy and decent. The term is often used in a light-hearted or affectionate way.

You hear Dante is driving us to steel later? He's a good egg.

by anonymous July 18, 2024

Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019

Egg-head

One with a head resembling an egg or a bean.

"You're egg-head won't fit in the motorcycle helmet"

by Mr-Bean October 8, 2018

Dirty Eggs

A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.

It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.

Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”

Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”

Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”

Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”

by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025