Poop Dong

The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.
Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa
by Poop Dong Inc. December 07, 2017
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dookie poops

dank ass chiken wangs from famous georges in King of Prussia PA
person1 "yo lets got to hooters n get some wangs"
person2 "na dood lets get some dookie poops
person1 "word sauce!!"
by thitry7 February 12, 2008
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poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex
My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss
by Jokerweb626 August 24, 2015
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Pi Poop

Mean or shitty statements uttered at the number π by other constants, or by some real and imaginary numbers, that are numerically or symbolically envious or jealous of her popularity or fame in many branches of mathematics.
“Pi is a chameleon that changes its value according to the situation she is in to appear ever useful.” or “π is an overrated irrational number that has bedeviled so many vain mathematicians, who have spent much of their working lives misusing obscene amounts of computer power to reveal as many digits of hers as possible.” or “Pi wants to be selfishly associated with the circle, which is arguably the most beautiful curve in mathematics.” Are these rantings mere pi poop to discredit the most beloved constant in mathematics?
by MathPlus October 09, 2021
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brain poop

when you have to poop so bad you poop you brain
i just brain poop
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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poop maid

Noun: A maid that specializes in fecal related activities. Usually dress up as a normal maid, and has good smelling poop.
Did you smell the bathroom after Marie used it? She's must be a poop maid!
by smilinsphere January 29, 2017
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Poop-a-Loop

Verb Phrase The act of pooping in a loop or in spirals.
Noun aka. Poop Loop.
Nikki- Man, I need to Poop-a-Loop... bad.
Hunter- Good luck!
by PB&Fan April 11, 2010
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