poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex

My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss

by Jokerweb626 October 4, 2015

Poop Poker

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop

"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

Poop Whale

When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.

I dropped two poop whales yesterday.

by Pope Pup August 3, 2009

Poop Dong

The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.

Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa

by Poop Dong Inc. December 7, 2017

Backwards Poop

When you get down on a girl and go into the number 2 instead of the 1

“Oh ya my boyfriend and I tried something new last night. He slipped it in and it felt like backwards poop!”

by ALilBottleofJack February 28, 2018

Gentleman's Poop

A dignified bowel movement: one log, no wiping required.

"I had a cup of coffee and a gentleman's poop. My morning is going great!"

by A Gentleman Who Poops December 15, 2011

poop madness

When you have to poop so badly, you can’t focus on anything except finding the nearest toilet.

Don’t bother Eric right now... He’s got poop madness real bad

by fishochist April 30, 2021