Mud monkey

Nickname for an African American

I hate mud monkeys

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022

Mud Bear

A Caucasian man who dates or has sexual relations exclusively with black women

"He's got looks and money but that mud bear is a loser who won't go with white women, because he's all about the black girls"

by Theshadow1960 August 23, 2022

Mud Rinse

The act in which two people take turns shitting a runny one on each others' chests.

Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse

by MattyPotter November 22, 2018

Mud Stomp

The action of defecating in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

I didn't realize I had to poop before I got into the shower so I just mud stomped.

by PPforFREE February 3, 2025

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 17, 2025

Mud Dawg

Yo slime, person who works hard and got it out the mud/trenches

Yea he really from the trenches, he a mud dawg

by UsaKnowledge July 9, 2022