The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

by BiGmAxLoVeR69 October 23, 2020

I have the best friend ever, his name is Max
by Astro90041 May 28, 2022

by Soap112 September 29, 2021

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
by anonymous November 25, 2023

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.
by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021
