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Jacob

Jacob has a huge dick he knows how to please any girl in the world with his 10 inch cock. When he just puts the tip in it makes you scream so loud the Koreans hear it and think it as an attack. So the Koreans nuke the United States. If you wanna fuck Jacob make sure you can handle his 10 inch magic wand. He usually has brown hair and a great athlete. Very cute and funny. If you get yourself a Jacob your very lucky cuz he’s worth millions.
Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME
by Im awesome 404 May 15, 2019
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Jacob

Also known as big Chungus Jacob is very fat, dumb af, and can’t get a girl for his life!!!
by Hehrhfhd February 25, 2020
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Jacob

Very sexy boy, loves women, will pound pussy hard, loves to be romance, if you not Jacob girlfriend then you gay, love Jacob, because Jacob does not love you.
Omg Jacob has such a big cock
by ThatGirlInYoMathClass November 30, 2020
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jacob choi

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jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word
Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn
by comard lesbian July 14, 2020
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Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.
The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.
by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024
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Jacob

A very very very very very very very amazing looking guy (pause) is sweaty at warzone and can draw
Some one would walk up to Jacob and say omg omg omg omg your the worlds greatest Jacob
by Juto yukaze September 8, 2021
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