Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

Socks

socks
Usually something u wear on your feet
But-no...not this time

Socks is a passionate depressed bi mess
But she’s kawai I love her uwu

Socks,she’s a Miraculous fan-
Oh no Socks fell ><

by Voxxx January 10, 2020

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

by chicken barrel January 22, 2020

Whoo Sock

The resulting pink tube caused by simutaneouly screaming "WHOO", punching your partner in the back of the head and violently pulling out of anal sex.

I banged her/him so hard, her/his whoo sock fell out.

by Duffbeerbuttchug January 25, 2020

sock an fock

Using a sock an a condom

Didn't have a condom so I sock an fock

by RipTide123 January 26, 2020

creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

Creepy Uncle Jim wears creepy uncle socks and embarrasses me.

by HLJJ65 February 4, 2020