Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass

"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"

by trdbear March 18, 2023

Snowed Off

When an event is cancelled because of snow. Typically used in British English.

"The party tonight has been snowed off I'm afraid :("

by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017

snow day special

A snow day special is when you bust a nut in your hand and snack someone in the face with it

I was just with a girl last night and I gave her a snow day special

by The true facts February 26, 2017

Hunting Snow Geese

Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.

Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.

"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."

by Lamnad April 1, 2020

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

coconuts in snow

black people enjoying a holiday of skiing

"It's nice that all ethnic groups can enjoy the slopes during the season. For instance, the coconuts in snow look like they're having a wonderful time!"

by redis12 March 11, 2012