Hiding the snake

Hiding the snake is a game played in the closet usually in the dark where two people (usually male) grab each others dicks and hide the heads in each other's foreskin. This act can also be known as docking, but unlike docking, both people are usually flaccid. In turn, hiding the snake.

Guy 1: Hey, I just got done hiding the snake in my closet with uncle barry!
Guy 2: No, you fucking idiot, you got molested.

Hiding the snake by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025

my hand works great on a snake 

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

my hand works great on a snake by DickieMH April 18, 2016

as mad as a cut snake 

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)

He was as mad as a cut snake.

as mad as a cut snake by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

Tugged on the tail of a snake 

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

Tugged on the tail of a snake by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019

The wombats gone through the snake 

Typically used when referring to project resourcing:
When a particularly stressful part of a project has been seen out, and resources will not be stretched in future months. In essence as the wombat passes through the snake, the skin is extremely stretched (similar to the metaphorical human resources). When the wombat has fully passed, the resources are not as stretched and more capable of dealing with new issues.

Person 1: Our resources are looking very slim next month
Person 2: I wouldn't be too stressed, I feel like the wombats gone through the snake, and we should be back to normal in a few weeks

The wombats gone through the snake by struthmeruth June 21, 2020

all them years dutch for this snake 

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake

all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2

all them years dutch for this snake by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake 

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022