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sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.
"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"
by protectmeaura August 23, 2019
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Sloppy Dallas

Where your girl puts a fat lip (dip) in and proceeds to give oral
"My wife gave me the hottest Sloppy Dallas I've ever received!"
by Condition1Buns October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Joe

When a girl lays on her stomach and you're eating her out and she loses control over all bodily functions and leaks diarrhea down her pussy while you're still going down on her.
Friend 1: "I was eating my girl out the other day and I don't know what happened but she gave me a Sloppy Joe
Friend 2: "disgusting..."
by SotD0XGames March 26, 2019
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Sloppy Dallas

When someone puts dip in their mouth, chews it up, and then sucks your dick.
"Yo, d'you hear that Jonny got a sloppy Dallas from Sarah. Yeah, there was dip all on his shaft, it looked like lawn clippings.
by Heywassupp October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gives you a blowjob, but the catch is that she packed a fat lip of dip before she touched your pecker.
"Hey Baby, I'm craving nicotine and I'm horny at the same time. Why don't ya pack a fat lip and give me an ol

Sloppy Dallas."
by Insensitive Uncle October 15, 2020
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Sloppy dallas

Packing a massive lip and giving a blowjob to someone
by Jelly bob July 8, 2021
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Sloppy Dallas

When a female packs a lip full of dip and proceeds to give her partner a blowjob.
Want me to buy some wintergreen and give you a sloppy Dallas baby?
by Slickly ricky October 15, 2020
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