sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

sloppy dallas

Getting a blowjob from someone (preferably from the south or a dirty trucker) with a mouth full of dip

Bro i just got some skoal, do you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Slamdunkfetus October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob given with a mouthful of dip

Carter: “Dude she gave me a sloppy Dallas and my cock looked like it had lawn clippings on it.”

by Fat Fletcher October 15, 2020

Sloppy Choppy

When a girl is giving such good head that her hair swings in a circle like chopper blades

Jeff: "I hooked up with Melissa yesterday"

Sam: "How'd that go?"

Jeff: "She hit me with the Sloppy Choppy bro, I busted in like thirty seconds."

by TheGreatBalrogKing August 6, 2021

sloppy dallas

It's when a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Doobrah gave McNasty a Sloppy Dallas.

by Chomie Homies October 15, 2020

Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

by user420247 March 4, 2022

Sloppy Joe

Like the Sloppy Toppy or a Blow Job but instead of the male penis in a woman mouth its in a male's mouth.

Bro i bet Noah gives the sloppiest Sloppy Joes!

by ThatWiseGie March 6, 2021