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Pizza Roll

A sexually deviant act where a man takes a roll of dough and rolls it into the shape of a pizza crust. He then proceeds to jerk off, shit on, and then spit on, the pizza. Rolling into a kind of burrito form, he then jams it into a girl's vagina in a harsh manner, adding the "sauce" needed to complete the pizza roll.
Yo son, did you hear about why Jenni's walking all funny? Brad did her a Pizza Roll!
Pizza Roll by Psychovore August 15, 2008
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reprise the theme song and roll the credits 

inside joke between speedy and funk
Jezca: "I wish i were in on this..."

That's the way we roll 

When a team like iNfiNiTy wipes out an opponent as expected.
Team:iNfiNiTy defeated the hackers clan cause that's the way we roll.
Fat people. That's it. It can be anything generic, but really it's just fat people. Especially lot's of fat people.
Wow, look at that busload of B-Roll getting off the bus at the McDonalds museum.
B-Roll by JackRVA1 July 5, 2010

Crapper Roll 

Toilet paper.

1.(n.) Crapper. crap - Comes from the word written by a fisherman who mispelt the fish, the carp, and thus it immeadiately became a word to express shit, or something bad because of how childish the error and mistake was.
2. (n.) Roll. roll - Comes from (vb.) to roll - "to roll a butcher", but in this sense it is a (n.) roll of something, coming from the product of a good rolling.
Left in comment book in a small convenience store by a local oaf:

"No crapper roll on Thursday"
Crapper Roll by The Gladwell October 30, 2004

Pizza Roll Napkin 

a tampon that falls out in front of a LARGE audience and chills on the couch for all to see!
Guy- "what is that???"

she grabs quickly

Girl- "A pizza roll napkin!!!"

she is very embarassed!!
Pizza Roll Napkin by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009