Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

body ride

A body ride is when a person is clutched skin to skin to another person while doing the nasty.

"Man, I'd like to go on a body ride with her."

"I'd like to coincide with you on a body ride."

by Red Trumpeteer January 20, 2014

Neuter Ride

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"

Hey Kai, Neuter Ride?

by Alucard54s August 6, 2014

g ride

A "rental" car used by a dope dealer. When a drug user has no other form of payment they offer use of their car for a length of time to be determined by the quantity of dope they receive. A.K.A. Geeker Ride. Geeker of course referring to a junkie.

My baby moms got stopped in a g ride I gave her. Now the police looking for me.

by sWervE June 12, 2015

Ghost Ride

Going fast without leaning left and right during a street race.

Top speed. Ghost ride without leaning left and right.

by Death0A June 29, 2015

Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.

Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.

by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015