Sham Poo

Used when going to the toilet just to catch a break, without taking a dump. Poopretending

"My girlfriend was so annoying last night, I had to go sham poo."

"I hate my job, the only break I get is when I sham poo"

"On an airplane I go sham pooing just to give my legs a stretch"

"Oh God, your crap smell all the way out here" "Your mind plays tricks on you, I just sham pooed"

by legolas1890 September 6, 2013

Jungle Poo

The act of defecating in a wilderness setting with out modern hygenic tools

Dude i Need to take a shit but i dont have any toilet paper

its okay Dangina where in the forest just do the Jungle poo

by Dangina Montana! December 12, 2010

poo hangover

it is a condition when a person dosen't flushes his shit after using a toilet

aaw man! there's again a poo hangover in the toilet.

by donzgl4 October 12, 2011

poo bill

the receipt of unwanted items that one does not want to buy but has too.

'excuse me waiter, can i have the poo bill please'

or

'the bloody poo bills just come through the letter box'

by sexy fella January 3, 2010

poo stuffer

The person on the recieving side of anal sex.

Jerry is a Poo Stuffer as he takes it.

by Jorjos October 9, 2006

poo my dime

Pooing your dime: subjecting your ego to squalor

Person 1 : Ur howls been towled
Perons 2 : Dont poo my dime

Person 1 (to person 3): Ur gay
Person 2 : He jus pooed your dime

by howlDimeface January 21, 2008

cum poo

cum poo is were you scrach ur balls and ass and then rub it on some ones face in a martial art fassion

cum poo variation of the poo tash

by razer edge October 17, 2006