beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

beef comb

The act of making your way through your girlfriends jungle, exploring for that coochie, being courageous for that coochie.

No true man is afraid to beef comb.

by Thenibbler March 8, 2025

flapping the beef

When a fat girl masturbates

I was watching porn and i saw a video of a 400 pound woman flapping the beef

by bryceb476 April 24, 2016

Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017

Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".

"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"

by KokomoBro May 19, 2018

Beef Magnet

an absolute dickhead who feels the need to be involved in every argument

Person 1: “i can’t believe they’re arguing again”
Person 2: “Let’s go see what’s happening”
Person 1: “Let’s not get involved, stop being such a beef magnet

by beefmagnetsaredickheads December 12, 2018

raffle beef

Normally live raffle draws are done by good look ladies but ocasionaly a hot man will do them. These are Raffle Beef. The hot guy is a beefcake but shortened to beef because the phrase has to identify he not just a normal beefcake. He also presents raffles hence the term Raffle Beef.

Wow, that guy that does the Stoked raffle live draw is a proper Raffle Beef.

by Taking The Wins February 28, 2023