muffin head

A muffin head is a boy who dates 5th graders(a muffin head is in 6th grade). A muffin head likes to say something nice t you and go flirt with other girls in 5th grade, leaving you thinking that he likes you but he don't

damnnn look at muffin head today isn't he dating that fifth grader with the box face

by kayllaii April 21, 2019

Muffin head

Some shit bad boy halo calls people as a replace meant for dumbass or other varieties.

*Person 2 steals person 1 diamonds* *person1* you muffin head

by Whyisallwordstaken May 09, 2021

Muffin skin

The paper on the muffin also know cupcake liners

I can get my muffin off the muffin skin.

by Some whitts March 17, 2017

muffin gubler

When a fat person stuffs muffins as a keepsake for later. Causing them to be massively obese.

“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”

by Wormman March 24, 2021

Alpha Muffin

Someone who finds their strength in bringing kindness and joy to others, rather than through a sense of competition.

He is a total Alpha Muffin.

by Justall50 March 31, 2024

edge muffin

a pet name given by an alpha for your silly little friends who are constantly edging.

My little edge muffin I can't belive you lost your edging streak, your so silly.

by March 15, 2024

muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 28, 2019