Paul Light

Takes old man cock up his ass while noshin off his uncle

That bloke takes cock from the retirement home and sucks the smegma off his uncles cock, such a Paul Light

by Dave Light October 4, 2022

Gas Lighting

Something fake your girlfriend makes up to make you feel like the bad guy in a given situation.

"My friends said you have been gas lighting me babe"

No you friends are idiots who like to tell you these things because you are not smart. How many times do I need to explain this to you. I love you but I really think you need to stop hanging out with them they dont have your best interest in mind

by PhattyPhatBoy September 13, 2021

Light bulb

very stupid funny and he will always be kind and fun he will always help you up when you fall and will be the best of friends to you

light bulb

by Toe sucker 5000 March 8, 2022

Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

candle lighting

Meth

Let me do some candle lighting.

by Lil’Bandit November 14, 2017

red light vendetta

A prolonged bitter quarrel with or campaign against red lights

The president has a red light vendetta and wants to get rid of all red lights.

by Burgersrlife February 10, 2025

Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.

Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.

by PLMMJ June 12, 2024