Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.
Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.
Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!
If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
Get the L. Johnmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's successor For L-Popmug. AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.
Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.
by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023
Get the Maggie L Walker Governor's Schoolmug. She is insecure. She judges girls harshly and joins friend groups once she drops her other friends. She avoids talking about how she feels and thinks she has done nothing wrong. Her favorite activity is disagreeing with you because she is jealous and insecure. She loves to exclude people and talk badly about them. You are thankful you are not her and glad you're not in a "smoke show of a friend group".
by Thatguy_3005 February 5, 2025
Get the Lizzie L.mug. 
Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.
OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?
by BiggyManJones April 7, 2022
Get the Kristian Lmug.