The act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.).
"Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again"
"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "
"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"
"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "
"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"
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